TheFidoDidoGerbil

Yes... WISH LIST: -Pass my stupid exams! -Hot sex with bald Britney Spears... Yeah... :slow: THINGS TO DO: 1. Lick a poisonous exotic frog!? :heart: 2. Drink tea until I pass out, or explode in a river of... pee! :burp: 3. Vomit my own liver, just for fun! =D 4. Wonder why my head is smaller than my desk! 5. Connect my nipples to a car battery! :boing: 6. Make genius plan to take over my University... with the use of hamsters :plotting: 7. I yet again feel the urge to slap myself :XD: 8. Create a wormhole in my room through wich actual worms will pass :clone: 9. Take an aspirin... :| 10. I should really get studying now... :rofl

HAPPY HOLIDAYS, MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR! That being said, I sincerely hope that in 2009 the planet will be a happier and cleaner place! YEAH RIGHT... who believes that!? :boo: ---------------------------------------- EVENTS AND STUFF: :bulletgreen:Chew my last fingernail a few minutes ago. :bulletgreen: My nose was leaky... now it's not! Finally, OUT! :salute: THINGS TO DO: 1. Drink a lot of alcohol 2. Drink some more 3. Drown my sorrows 4. Drink even more 5. Avoid puking on the sofa 6. Drink more, entering coma 7. Avoid loosing my liver while puking over the window of the 6th floor 8. Drink some energizers 9. Dr

I got burned by my own ciggie! Can you believe that!? :hump: ---------------------------------------- EVENTS AND STUFF: :bulletgreen:I screwed your mom! HA! :bulletgreen: Thank you!... Finally, OUT! :salute: THINGS TO DO: 1. Play with balls! Glass balls! :dumb: 2. Drink pesticides and yell that my head is on fire :paranoid: 3. Pee on an electric fence 4. Eat my own tongue 5. Rape my neighbor for free sugar :crazy: 6. Stare stupidly at the sun till' I go blind :O_o: 7. Burp! :burp: 8. Run with scissors in the house 9. Continue to attempt creating a wormhole in my room, maybe I'll find another world! 10. Watch Farscape and Star